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Just noticed lots of new readers to the blog since yesterday. If you havent dropped by before, have a nose through the archives. You'll never know what you might find!

The one about last night!

There was a huge reaction last night to the topic, that made front page of yesterdays Echo. Over the last few years Ive covered the Enthusiast vs Boy Racer debate, quite a few times and it was quite refreshing to hear 99% of callers condem the ghoul that went through Jack Lynch at high speed. In particular the Enthusiasts were out in force last night all giving their views on the Boy Racer brigade. But then, as always, theres at least one clown.

One fool came on last night trying to convince people that it was good to "Drive on" and when he finally figured out in his little lump of grey matter that he wasnt getting anywhere, he decided to start reving the arse out of his "car". More than likely a 98 Fiat Punto with stick on Argos "Rims" and lets not forget the Nike Stripe down the side. No doubt there would be a few Celtic stickers on the back window and the interior would be painted in green and white emulsion. And lets not forget the ultimate boyracer accessory. The top lip tascher!

The video in question is only the tip of the iceberg. Theres even more of these clowns out there, who have videos on the net. It doesnt take a scientist to figure out how and where to find them. What amazes me is that these dopes, have the brains to select the video mode in their phone and its even more amazing that they can upload it onto the internet. Maybe this crowd are secret Mensa members. But the clever thing about it all is most of them are recognisable and their registrations are in full view. The Gardai must be extatic with their assistance. All in all, a bad day yesterday for the car enthusiasts. As Derek from driver.ie said last night, theres a change coming and it has to happen correctly, otherwise it'll mess things up for years. Heres hoping that change happens and these boy racing ghouls are erradicated sooner, rather than later. Then, the hard working car enthusiasts can be admired by all as opposed to the "There goes another one of them fuckin boy racers" comments!

On a different note, Im playing in Club Light in Mallow tonight. Doors 11:30pm. The blog could well be updated over the weekend, but thats unlikely. Normal random and "humourous" musings return on Monday afternoon!

The one with about the dopes

Im sure plenty of you have seen the front of the Echo by now or maybe you've come across the bebo flashbox located here

These 2, absolute, thick, fucking dopes in their piece of shit Skanger Banger going through the tunnel really need to have their heads decapitated in a horrific car accident. Id like to see their Mammies and Daddies try and have an open coffin then!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the last number of years on the show Ive tried so hard to distinguish the difference to both myself and the audience, of Car Enthusiast's and Boy Racers. After this latest bout of thickshit headedness, its after really screwing things up for the enthusiast. Those of you who have spent an fortune doing your car up, from alloys to DVD players etc.etc. will now be put back into the same category as these clowns. Any young driver will now, again, be painted with the same brush. The RedFM Brake the Cycle campaign is targeting the boy racer brigade and for anyone still wondering what a boyracer is, the video on the link above gives a pretty good example. To sum up in my opinion, a boy racer is

a) Normally some young, inexperienced, stupid dope with at least one prison term in front of them
b) Drives a piece of shit that looks like a complete and utter piece of shit
c) Drives the piece of shit like its a race car

On the other hand the enthusiast is

a) Between 21 and 30
b) Drives a decent car, normally modified with better suspension and brakes than the average car
c) Drives the decent car the way it should be driven, because the car and the modifications cost so much and driving the arse out of it will require another mortgage

Maybe some of the comments about the boyracer breakdown might sound a bit harsh, but stupid is a word that comes up all the time. How stupid and I mean really fucking stupid, would you have to be to drive through the Jack Lynch tunnel at such a speed. Its CCTV land. Then post it on the net, on bebo under his own name. Apparently this individual is a student in UCC. How the fuck did he get in there? It wont take long for the Gardai to nail this ghoul onto the wall and no doubt the insurance company are looking forward to adding 10 grand at least onto a renewal policy! There wasnt this much evidence against Saddam!
These dopes need to be taken off the road and taken off the road really quickly. Banned from driving for life would be a suitable sentence, although, personally, Id prefer to see their heads come off in some horrific accident!

The one about Anal Sex with Kylie

Christmas has been and gone, as has New Years! Not the best Xmas Ive had, for reasons I wont go into here and at this stage, Im glad its gone! I was playing in Marikibo on New Years Eve, but I was fortunate enough to convince Ger to come with me, so I wasnt left on me todd on the 2 minutes of Auld Langsye, or however you spell it!!!

On a completely different note, Im not a huge fan of Kylie Minogue but she did wake me up this morning. I seemed to be dreaming of Kylie and ended up having anal sex with her, which was all very vivid. Lube and everything. The moral of this quick tale is, there are worse things that could wake you up! Now that I think about it some more, I shouldnt be posting it on the blog, but deleting the whole thing at this stage is to much effort!

For any regular readers out there, the blog will crawl back into normality this week, as my brain slowly but surely come out of hibernation! As I peek out the window, I see God is pissing on me garden again! Its bucketing down. At this stage, Im nearly sure anytime I wash the car, it has an effect on the weather! I washed and waxed on Saturday and Saturday afternoon I done the same with the car. Within an hour of the car being spruced up, down comes the Holy Pee! It hasnt stopped since! From now on, I wont be washing the car anymore and with some divine intervention, the rain will stop!

The one about Brake The Cycle

Happy New Year! Yes I know its the 9th of the month, but upon gazing back at the vast amount of updates over the holidays, I noticed there was no New Years Greetings! Before I get down to moaning or whatever, heres some pics from last nights Brake The Cycle launch, compliments of Phils blog.










There was a fantastic response on the show to Brake The Cycle last night! Lots of callers and texts were of the sentiment "We've taken the foot off the pedal a bit" after hearing the ads and the interviews! Hopefully this will save lives! Its a different approach, compared to other road safety campaigns and after doing road safety on the show from various angles, over the years I think this will have very positive results. At the end of the day (NOT in a Keano accent) Drive like an Idiot, Die like an idiot! Its simple really!!!!!

The one with another bullshit excuse

I know a good lot of people were checking on the blog today, but due to reasons outside my control I couldnt get around to updating it! Apologies to all.....ten of you......well a few more than that! Big one tomorrow...and an update too!

The one with sweet F-A in it!

Im back on the air tonight and will return to normal blogging from Monday, or possibly the weekend!

The one about Him doing some music show...or something

They've let me off the leash to present a "specialist show" between 5pm and 8pm this evening! From The Beastie Boys to BB King, twill all be going on a little later!!!

The one where your probably better off not bothering to read this late update!

Evening, Afternoon and Morning! Depending on where you are and to keep things all PC (for a change), Seasons Greetings to you and yours! Before I start blathering on with all kinds of shit, heres the best of 2006 for yours truly!!!

Movies I fancied this year:
V for Vendetta
Superman Returns
Borat
United 93
World Trade Center
Mission Impossible 3
Cars, Pirates of the Carribean - Dead Mans Chest
Clerks 2
Jackass 2
Jet Li's Fearless
Casino Royale

DVDs I fancied this year:
Family Guy Season 5
Sopranos Final Season
Superman Returns HDDVD
Batman Begins HDDVD
Corpse Bride HDDVD
World Trade Center HDDVD

Music I fancied this year:
Foo Fighters - Skin and Bones
Bob Dylan - Modern Times
Whatever people say I Am.... - Artic Monkeys
Scissor Sisters - Tah Dah
St.Elsewhere - Gnarles Barkley
A matter of life and death - Iron Maiden
Stadium Arcadium - RHCPs

Video games I fancied this year:
Gears of War
NBA 2K7
Call of Duty 3
Superman Returns
WWE Smackdown Vs Raw 2007
Table Tennis

Moments of the year on a personal level:
Cork Talks Back being the number 1 show at night
Making the HotPress Annual
Keeping this blog upto date
Returning to the wonderful world of DJ'in
Forgetting most of the good things because Im useless at remembering them, hence this list is short!
HD-DVD
The new arrival to the household, Gus!

Highlights of the year from Cork Talks Back
Way too many to mention!

TV I fancied this year:
Rescue Me season 3
Sopranos Final Season
American Chopper
American Hot Rod
Simpsons
Family Guy
The Late show with David Letterman, until ITV 2 fucked off Sky

Reading material I fancied this year:
Breaking Vegas
The Teutls - The Tale of Orange County Choppers
Cook with Jamie

And finally, the usual Coolest thing of the year
For me, HD-DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honorable mention goes to Britney Spears Vagina!

So there ya go! Another year, another list!

We decided to make a brave decision today and head out for some last minute strolling and shopping! Highlight of the day was some well to do mother in a particular department store, in Mahon Point snarling"FUCK OFF" at her 5 year old. The last few nights have been fairly mad! The night team night out didnt wrap till gone 7am on Thursday night / Friday morning and we hosted a dinner party last night that didnt end till 4am!

So thats it. Hopefully you all get what you want for Christmas and if you dont Santa lives somewhere in the North Pole!

Happy Christmas! They'll be an update or 2 before the year is out, so y'all come back now!

The one with no excuse about the lateness of the Xmas update

Its coming later on today! Ive been up to 110 all week and am still trying to

a) Catch up
b) Figure it if Ive bought enough wrapping paper
c) Recover from too many glasses of lemonade