Thursday, January 11, 2007

The one with about the dopes

Im sure plenty of you have seen the front of the Echo by now or maybe you've come across the bebo flashbox located here

These 2, absolute, thick, fucking dopes in their piece of shit Skanger Banger going through the tunnel really need to have their heads decapitated in a horrific car accident. Id like to see their Mammies and Daddies try and have an open coffin then!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the last number of years on the show Ive tried so hard to distinguish the difference to both myself and the audience, of Car Enthusiast's and Boy Racers. After this latest bout of thickshit headedness, its after really screwing things up for the enthusiast. Those of you who have spent an fortune doing your car up, from alloys to DVD players etc.etc. will now be put back into the same category as these clowns. Any young driver will now, again, be painted with the same brush. The RedFM Brake the Cycle campaign is targeting the boy racer brigade and for anyone still wondering what a boyracer is, the video on the link above gives a pretty good example. To sum up in my opinion, a boy racer is

a) Normally some young, inexperienced, stupid dope with at least one prison term in front of them
b) Drives a piece of shit that looks like a complete and utter piece of shit
c) Drives the piece of shit like its a race car

On the other hand the enthusiast is

a) Between 21 and 30
b) Drives a decent car, normally modified with better suspension and brakes than the average car
c) Drives the decent car the way it should be driven, because the car and the modifications cost so much and driving the arse out of it will require another mortgage

Maybe some of the comments about the boyracer breakdown might sound a bit harsh, but stupid is a word that comes up all the time. How stupid and I mean really fucking stupid, would you have to be to drive through the Jack Lynch tunnel at such a speed. Its CCTV land. Then post it on the net, on bebo under his own name. Apparently this individual is a student in UCC. How the fuck did he get in there? It wont take long for the Gardai to nail this ghoul onto the wall and no doubt the insurance company are looking forward to adding 10 grand at least onto a renewal policy! There wasnt this much evidence against Saddam!
These dopes need to be taken off the road and taken off the road really quickly. Banned from driving for life would be a suitable sentence, although, personally, Id prefer to see their heads come off in some horrific accident!

5 comments:

mister scruff said...

are you going to offer podcasts of your shows (or just plain vanilla mp3 versions to download) at any time in the future?

just asking, cos i got a ripspeed hifi for my car over xmas

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10151&productId=238019&categoryId=31445

sd card slot. handy out- same sd card you can put in a camera, you can also put mp3s on it and listen away while driving to work.

and that bebo video is gone by the way. probably turn up on youtube i'd bet. what were they doing? racing in the tunnel?

Anonymous said...

i think that fella racing that car is an ejit... he could have killed so many people cos he thought he was being cool.. he thought oh look theres gonna be loads of girls see me and all... heres news for ya boy speeding isnt cool everyone has had someone be it family or friend be seriously injured or killed in an R.T.A.. and you know who i feel sorry for the emergencey services cos there the people who have to go out night after night and deal with the scences of these accidents that fella should be put in prison.. i know he didnt touch anyone but couldnt that be classed as attempted murder? like he didnt no wheter the person on front of him was going to get out of the way in time??? how did he know that he was gona brake in time? he thought he was cool putting that on his page i actualy feel sick thinking bout it.

Anonymous said...

Boys will be Boys and methinks Vic needs to chill out< just a lil bit!

Anonymous said...

omg, "boys will be boys"? that fellas insane to drive on a pcked road like that and ur excuse is boys will be boys vics only telling the truth

deefer said...

Hey vic, im an enthusiast, i obey the rules, drive a nice car, with as you said, uprated suspension,dvd player etc etc....
Im only 20 but worked hard and finally bought this car. I recon that eejit in the tunnel will kill himself among others, and needs to cop on, seriously!!
Havnt seen the video but was on your show that night trying to explain the difference when my batt died,, fuckin fones eh?
There are car enthusiasts clubs out there, even in cork, im involved in one, theres no scutting, all the cars are respectable, we organise days out etc but you still wouldnt believe the assholes that see us, come into the carpark and show off in front of us,,, and its us that get the blame.... Skanger bangers should be named and shamed....
Thats a bit off my chest,,, and btw, out of 350,000,000 sperm, how the FUCK was yer man d fastest, cos' he sure didnt have his civic back then!!