I headed to Soho for dinner over the weekend and lived to tell the tale, which is always a great sign. Oh I jest, I jest. Great food! Saturday was spent with a few mates watching Mission Impossible III in The infamous Late Show Theater! We havent watched a movie in there in months, its mainly used for the 360. Either way, Tom Cruise seems all the more watchable with 1 to many! Sunday I was in Mallow and that was about the size of the weekend.

Eimear brought in Victoria Beckhams new book last night, which seems quite an indept book. I didnt think she could write, let alone write a book. But apparently its wrote by someone else. I stand to be corrected on that, but I dont care really. Missus Golden Balls, while she has never done anything personally to me, just gets under my armpits and bites! Dont ask me why, its just one of those things. Its like the people who hate my guts, they still listen, but they wished I was maimed or killed. Myself and VB have a similar arrangement! Now that I look at the screen, we even share the same initials.

Looks like Saddam will be hanging around for a while...oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Who cares to be honest, I know it doesnt bother me. To be honest, he's getting off lightly. The should finish him off with a group of trained killer monkeys, who will take at least an hour to kill him. That might seem a bit extreme to some of you, but tell that to a few Kurds! What the army of killer monkeys should use as weapons of death, is beyond me. Suggestions in the comments box please!

The next few weeks are some of the most important, if you are a gamer. No I didnt day gayer for the dyslexic of you out there. Emergence Day is coming on the 12th, the yanks get Gears of War tomorrow and we have to wait till Friday week (17th) before Europe can start kicking some alien colon! If you have no idea what Im on about, let me put it like this. Well I cant put it anyway to be honest, but its the most awaited game for the last year at least. This is one of the reasons I bought a 360 in the first place. We might be having our own Emergence Day "spectacular" in the not too distant future. Im not sure yet, but the calls have gone in!

As its Monday, I shall leave you with some "eye candy"

Another week goes by and another Friday blog update begins the same way! Its been a very busy week on the show, especially after a bank holiday weekend, which can usually incite alot of sick days and people being in an alcohol induced coma. Lots of response to the "Should the morning after pill be more accessible". For some reason that Im still thinking about, I never gave out the results of the text poll. Well here ya go

85% of votes recieved last night were in favour of the ECP or morning after pill being available over the counter.

My own take on it is, it should be available. Its not going to start some made teen orgy around the country, thats going on already. Its a last resort! People would really want to come into a year called 2006!

If your a WWE Wrestling fan, do NOT miss the show over the next few nights!!

Yes Im alive, after last nights Halloween special.....just about. 25 stitches, a crutch and a months supply of grapes is what I have for my trouble now!

Another bank holiday goes by and the race to Christmas is on. I like Christmas, contrary to popular belief, but I absolutely despise the fuss that goes with it. People running around like headless chickens. I dont think Ive been in the city centre on Xmas Eve in years. Last year I ventured to Mahon Point early in the morning and that was about it! Ill do a selection of buying on the webinternet thing over the next few weeks and that'll be my lot. Im still cringing and suffering from empty reaching when I see decorations in supermarkets. Last week alone I had a brush with Christmas, which was a bit too close to call. We ended up in B&Q nosing around and of course the woman of my life spotted their large decorations display. Hence we came away with a small fortune of glisteny things, multi colored lights and a small sick bag. I have a family wedding a few days after jesus's birthday, so thats taking some of the sting outta Christmas....thankfully.
As I said I like Christmas, I just dont like the fuss...ahem!

My Xbox360 still hasnt blown up. If it goes this time, Ill be calling to Bills house personally. He probably has bullet proof windows but surely they wont stop an Xbox tied onto the front of a rental car travelling at high speed. Id also have a selection of tranqualisers for his trained chimp army!

Halloween went off without any hassle on the show at least. Lots of pissed off people out there if calls and texts are anything to go by. There shall be a follow up tonight. Theres still a selection of nuts and funsize heartattacks in multicolored wrappers down stairs as I speak. The children didnt call in their droves as was expected last night. Probably something to do with the fact that when the said "Trick or Treat" last year, I replied "Trick". No rabbits were pulled from hats, no children were sawed in half, nothing!! These days, and this has taken me years to translate, "Trick or Treat" means "Give us what ever sugary shit you have, or we'll stone your car and egg your house. Dont bother giving us any nuts or apples or any of that shite either, or we'll burn your house to the ground and egg the smouldering remains"

That is all for today. I shall leave you with a selection of photographic material!

Im in Club Light in Mallow tonight to kick off the Halloween bank holiday weekend! Doors 11:30pm!

Drunken Students
Snatch comedy troupe live in the studio
bucket loads of giveaways

and a WHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE lot more tonight from 9pm.

Sorry no time today, as a nice man from UPS delieverd my Xbox360 back from Germany. Im tryin to give it some TLC before it blows up again!

As promised last night, the above picture was the one I was discussing with Chris O Leary. No doubt some of you are saying its a world gone mad and to a certain degree it has. Well from a government point of view anyway. Im sure the group who got out their sledgehammers and ladders (for the slates) wouldnt have done so much damage if there was something else for them to do, like a youth club or something along those lines. Its the same with younger drivers. All this talk of limiters and curfews for learner drivers is really getting up my nose. I dont care, I have my full licence for a number of years, but the people who have a state car and driver, a shit load of money not to mention expense accounts are missing the point. Put a limiter in a car, go on, go ahead. When that happens, said young person will go off and use this as an excuse to get their full licence quicker, which is a good thing......if we had the infrastructure to cope. Other than that, as soon as they get the full licence, the boot will go down because the limiter has been removed. Put a curfew in, go on, do that as well. Lets see half the young workforce outta work because they cant drive to their night shift. The country obviously doesnt need their tax euros.

The road situation is simple. People need to take a bit more responsibility for their actions as opposed to moaning "Era theres no Guards on the road" and from 3rd year on, teenagers need to get some form of driver ed, like they have in the states. Id even suggest the possibility of doing the theory test in your school etc.etc. At least then theres the mindset in young drivers, because they've been getting it in school for at least 2 years. The "Car Enthusiast" is another crew that are getting the name of "Boy Racer". Im sick of defining the difference on the show, but its not that hard to see. Old 88 Starlet (or any old banger), with cheap alloys, Nike Stripe (or equivilent, Puma maybe) = Boy Racer. The country needs a few speedways with a half mile strip on it. Theres the safe option for anyone that wants to drive their car at high speed and get it timed etc.etc. Just nosing around the net, theres tonnes of videos of drag strips in the states being used by the public. Spanner hurling his old Starlet down a 1/2 mile may be a frightening experience as the car rattles and threatens to explode, taking oul Spanner (or whatever his name is) out through the front window! Either way it makes for an interesting spectator sport! As for the curfews and limiters, gimme a break. Some of these "politicians" need a limiter on their brain.

Apologies to all about the Psychic segment last night. I got to it a bit too late, but fear not we will have another Psychic session during the week!

Tonnes of stuff coming up tonight including a small Starlet worth of giveaways!

If your going to be in or around Mallow on Friday night, check me out in Club Light from 11:30pm!

The official return to the land of DJ happened last night! A few photos later on, hopefully! Club Light started getting packed up around 12ish and by 2am, judging by the packed dancefloor, smiling faces and the cheering a good night was had by all. Im back there next Friday night and we'll see what happens after that.

Apologies to all, the text poll on the legalization of prostitution in Ireland didnt make it to air. Ran out of time!

The results were 56% of people say it should NOT be legalized!

Anyways thats it...

My official return to the world of DJ'in happens at 11:30 TONIGHT @ Club Light in Mallow!