The one with stuff to scratch into yer Valentines Cards

As suggested by listeners last night. Happy V Day...

Men are like roses watch out for the pricks..... Ha ha....

Roses are red and ill be blue if i dont spend my life wit you... roses are red violets are blue all de men in de world cant compare to you.

Roses r red viotes r blue sugar is sweet and so r u

I wish i was a tedy bear lyin on ur bed,so wen u go ta cudle it ud cudle me instead.clare numarket

Hey victor here is my class love poem.. Not a red rose or a satin heart.I give you an onion it is moon wrapped in brown paper . It promises light like the careful undressing of love. Here it will blind you wit tears lik a lover .I give u an onion its fierce kiss will stay on ur lips possessive and faithfu as we are as long as we r.Take it its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring if you lik.Lethal its scent wil cling to ur fingers cling to your knife.

With me u will never feel alone, my heart wil b ur shelter my arms wil b ur home. I deserve a prize 4 dis!!

I h8 cheesy overly romantic cards so my boyfrend made n wrote really funny things like if u wer a bike id ride u all day!!funny 1s r da best

Down by the seashore carved on a rock three little words "FORGET ME NOT!"

If u were a flat tyre on me tractor,i still wouldn't change u for any other tyre in da world.

Roses r red voilets r blue wot would i do if i couldn't ave u? Roses r see voilets r blue my life would b history without my bo?

Roses r red, Ur jocks r blue, I no dis fact 4m stalkin u!!he,he,he!!

Well do it in da bed r in da grass it doesnt care 2 me as long as i gt sum sweet ass

If kisses were snowflakes id send you a blizzard

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is ur head!robyn

Roses r red, violets r blue, ur mam was pretty, wat happen to you??

I wish i was a bar of soap, you'd take me in your hand, and everytime you'd take a bath I'd reach the promised land. Tadhg

If id die id go so far and write your name on every star. Just so everyone could look and see. Just how much you mean to me.

If all the girls lived in the see oh what a swimmer i would be.if all the girls stood in a line id pick you to be my valentine. John in togher

Roses are red violets are blue,i once taught i was ugly until i saw u.. Ha ha love it..

Your so beautiful your so sweet ur d only1dat makes me put down d toilet seat. U make me laf and smile all d time will u b my valentine