Ok, I know its an orangatang!!!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
The one with Snoop and Willie
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg get it on in Amsterdam, last weekend. As played on the show last night!
And yes I know, Snoop and Willie, in the Dam. No doubt they went staring at the architecture!
Hopefully at some stage tomorrow, I'll be letting loose my opinion on the new GTA IV. Is it worth all the 10/10's its been getting over the 48 hrs. From what I've seen, it probably is. But ya never know!
And yes I know, Snoop and Willie, in the Dam. No doubt they went staring at the architecture!
Hopefully at some stage tomorrow, I'll be letting loose my opinion on the new GTA IV. Is it worth all the 10/10's its been getting over the 48 hrs. From what I've seen, it probably is. But ya never know!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The one with sex
Anne Sexton, from Hotpress will be doing our regular sexually speaking segment TONIGHT (Wednesday) as opposed to the normal Thursday night slot!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The one with indigestion
Well, it finally happened...again! 2 years ago this Summer, I felt like I was going to die. Well that same feeling came around for a visit again last Saturday. Meetings were held, phone calls were made and carrier pigeons were sent off with contracts. Basically, we went for dinner with the sister in law to be and her husband. After a long fought battle, it was decided to light a fire and order an Indian takeaway. So one of the many (!) Indian takeaways in Midleton convinced us to part with €83. Now, for those of you who eat Indian food, you will all agree the the varying forms of Naan bread are an essential. But of course, when you ONLY pay €83 for an Indian, thats not enough to remind them to put the feckin' things in the giant bag of food. So, one brave soul made the journey back to the Indian for the Naan's and then discovered that they had to be made from scratch. So, I decided to open a box of chips. By the time the Naans turned up, the food needed a quick Nuke in the Nuke machine and minutes later we were all shovelling some tasty Indian food down our gullets.
I had to stop towards the end as it felt like a section of Pilau rice had broken off from the rest of the pack and had started coming out my nose. Mother of christ (Hi!, I know you read the blog)
I've never had indigestion like it. It lasted until yesterday, and theres still remnants of it today. Even the old faithful gaviscon tablets done little to ease the pain. Then numerous episodes of family guy added to the already violent situation. The firetruck hunting the gazelle episode very nearly killed me, from laughing. Other than that, the food wasnt bad, although my Balti had a nice air freshner taste to it.
A few people got upset last night, when I mentioned that the Pope fell asleep at Ground Zero. I wasnt saying it to be mad or funny. Not in the least. It was an observation. The Pope needed one of his biys to give him a nudge and then he opened his eyes and got up, after what seemed an eternity of kneeling down. Obviously the guy was saying his prayers, but how did one of his biys know he was finished. I reckon he nodded off, simple as. Probably not the best place to nod off, but things happen. Jet lag!!!!!!
I had to stop towards the end as it felt like a section of Pilau rice had broken off from the rest of the pack and had started coming out my nose. Mother of christ (Hi!, I know you read the blog)
I've never had indigestion like it. It lasted until yesterday, and theres still remnants of it today. Even the old faithful gaviscon tablets done little to ease the pain. Then numerous episodes of family guy added to the already violent situation. The firetruck hunting the gazelle episode very nearly killed me, from laughing. Other than that, the food wasnt bad, although my Balti had a nice air freshner taste to it.
A few people got upset last night, when I mentioned that the Pope fell asleep at Ground Zero. I wasnt saying it to be mad or funny. Not in the least. It was an observation. The Pope needed one of his biys to give him a nudge and then he opened his eyes and got up, after what seemed an eternity of kneeling down. Obviously the guy was saying his prayers, but how did one of his biys know he was finished. I reckon he nodded off, simple as. Probably not the best place to nod off, but things happen. Jet lag!!!!!!
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
The one with Christ
For the last few weeks Christ With A K has been summarising the show in song and humour. Basically I ring him on Wednesday, explain whats been going on for the week on the show and it turns out something like this....
Thursday, April 17, 2008
The one with food, and good food at that!
Right, just to make the point again.
In light of many people voting in the text poll last night, and from the night previous where many are worried about dragging their kids to the chipper 7 nights a week, heres the deal!
In my wisdom, I've decided to set up a new blog (link coming later) which I will post up recipes from local Cork chefs (and further afield, if needs be)
The recipes will be simple, straight forward and will be able to be cooked by anyone in a short amount of time. So no more going to the chipper 7 nights a week. So you, your better half or even your kids will be able to get something decent a few times a week.
So what I need is for any chefs reading this to email me a simple recipe to either of the email address's at the side of the blog. You'll get a little bit of publicity, ie who you are, where you're a chef. That kinda thing! So c'mon cooks and chef's....pretty please!
In light of many people voting in the text poll last night, and from the night previous where many are worried about dragging their kids to the chipper 7 nights a week, heres the deal!
In my wisdom, I've decided to set up a new blog (link coming later) which I will post up recipes from local Cork chefs (and further afield, if needs be)
The recipes will be simple, straight forward and will be able to be cooked by anyone in a short amount of time. So no more going to the chipper 7 nights a week. So you, your better half or even your kids will be able to get something decent a few times a week.
So what I need is for any chefs reading this to email me a simple recipe to either of the email address's at the side of the blog. You'll get a little bit of publicity, ie who you are, where you're a chef. That kinda thing! So c'mon cooks and chef's....pretty please!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The one with sex toys
Due to the topic discussed on this update, it may not be suitable for everyone. It also features one image which isnt particuarly suitable for viewing on your lunch break where you work.
The world is coming to an end. I can smell the burning. The Four Men of the Apocalypse are saddling up on their ponies and are heading this way. The sales of sex toys are through the roof. Hide. Beg for forgiveness. Well at least that'd be the intro to this update if I were a conservative individual with a 747 sized load of morals. But Im quite the opposite. Im very liberal when it comes to these kinds of things, and I do have morals. As little as they may seem.
Am I suprised that more and more Irish people are buying devices that they pleasure themselves with? Am I suprised that the battery companies are more than likely kept in business by people buying devices which eat batteries like Mike Tyson eats children? Not in the least. Finally, liberation for the sexually supressed Irish. The days of hiding in a field and flaking yourself with a few nettles to get a thrill, are well and truly gone. So, no, Im not suprised at all. 85% of people last night who voted in our "Do you own a sex toy?" poll, own sex toys. And more power to them.
Out of respect for she who must be obeyed, I wasnt exactly going to blurt out my dealings with sex toys and so on. But, I've had dealings with them and lets say any of the dealings came out so successful, I should be invited to Wallstreet to ring the bell. Would I be intimidated by them? Not in the least. That said, some of the larger ones, which look like they've been based on a Blue Whale are frightening. And to those of you who own one of these enormous Whale size ones, again I say fair play. You'll have no troubling having kids.
For the blokes out there that are insecure about the size of their captain winky (which seems to be most), you'll have to get used to the idea of larger plastic, rubber and latex devices. Remember, the sex toy can only do so much. Can it bring out the rubbish? Can it build tree houses? Can it be something to rely on if the world is coming to an end? Can it shit!!!! Nothing to be afraid of, she might even love you more for it!
And, yes I didnt really mention toys for men. But all the blokes know whats hot! Ps3's, Xbox 36o's, Scaletrix sets.....
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The world is coming to an end. I can smell the burning. The Four Men of the Apocalypse are saddling up on their ponies and are heading this way. The sales of sex toys are through the roof. Hide. Beg for forgiveness. Well at least that'd be the intro to this update if I were a conservative individual with a 747 sized load of morals. But Im quite the opposite. Im very liberal when it comes to these kinds of things, and I do have morals. As little as they may seem.
Am I suprised that more and more Irish people are buying devices that they pleasure themselves with? Am I suprised that the battery companies are more than likely kept in business by people buying devices which eat batteries like Mike Tyson eats children? Not in the least. Finally, liberation for the sexually supressed Irish. The days of hiding in a field and flaking yourself with a few nettles to get a thrill, are well and truly gone. So, no, Im not suprised at all. 85% of people last night who voted in our "Do you own a sex toy?" poll, own sex toys. And more power to them.
Out of respect for she who must be obeyed, I wasnt exactly going to blurt out my dealings with sex toys and so on. But, I've had dealings with them and lets say any of the dealings came out so successful, I should be invited to Wallstreet to ring the bell. Would I be intimidated by them? Not in the least. That said, some of the larger ones, which look like they've been based on a Blue Whale are frightening. And to those of you who own one of these enormous Whale size ones, again I say fair play. You'll have no troubling having kids.
For the blokes out there that are insecure about the size of their captain winky (which seems to be most), you'll have to get used to the idea of larger plastic, rubber and latex devices. Remember, the sex toy can only do so much. Can it bring out the rubbish? Can it build tree houses? Can it be something to rely on if the world is coming to an end? Can it shit!!!! Nothing to be afraid of, she might even love you more for it!
And, yes I didnt really mention toys for men. But all the blokes know whats hot! Ps3's, Xbox 36o's, Scaletrix sets.....
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