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A 23-YEAR-OLD man will appear in a





Late N Live Top 5 signs that your out of shape (20/4/05)
5 – Your thinking about ordering an escalator to get upstairs
4 – Your favourite item of clothing…a Gazeebo
3 – When your walking down the street people ask you to walk in the bus lane
2 – You get exercise on a weekly basis by answering the door to the pizza delivery guy
1 – You have a pair of 38DD boobs and you’re a man
Keeping with movies, I havent taken a trip to the flickhouse in quite some time! Theres not a great deal in that Im interested in seeing! I am looking forward to the new Superman movie though! I was weaned on Star Wars and Superman (one from each breast) when I was younger! I still remember the disappointment when I finally got a Superman suit and found out it didnt make me fly. Other kids hurled themselves out of windows trying to make the thing work, but as far as I was concerned if the fecking thing that do a vertical take off I wasnt interested! There was similar disappoint when a lightsaber I got as a pressie didnt light up and saw the sideboard in half! Seriously though, the oul Superman movie looks to be great! One movie I have zero interest in seeing is Basic Instinct 2! Christ, is there anyone that still wants to see Sharon Stone get her tits out! The trailer looked shite! Ok it featured lesbians for a second or 2, but who cares! If I really want to pay out €50 for food and a ticket to see some ould wans get their tits out and do some simulated Lesbo antics, Ill go see it in a lapdancing club! Id imagine the bank balance for Sharon is fairly low at the moment, so no wonder she signed up to do this piece of rubbish! Maybe its wrong of me to suggest the movie isnt great considering I havent seen it, but Sharon is about 104 now and if the first one was anything to go by I rest my case! Im sure someone will knock one off the wrist because of it, but at the same time if your looking for porn theres always the thing called the internet! Other than that, Im also looking forward to seeing Posiedon, The Enron movie and the Xmen : The Last Stand



I seemed to be the only one that understood the Keep Dogs on a Leash sign! The next time I get down there will probably be August when we get another day of sunshine!