Monday, December 08, 2008

The one without pigs

No doubt the vegetarians are rejoicing. While the rest of us blood thirsty, t-Rex's have to go with out. I tore apart the freezer yesterday, in the hopes that I might find a packet of frozen rashers. More chance of me finding a talking polar bear. I wouldn't have cared if there was a big warning label on the packet. "WARNING - THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT YOU WILL DIE, IF YOU EAT THESE". I would have ate the bastards. I think its an over reaction, we've been eating the PCB laden pork anyway. So as usual, do something about it when its too late.


Alot of people dont appreciate what they have. People didn't give a shite about the Dodo and ate that to extinction. People didn't love the Titanic as much as they should. And look what happened to that, it tried to eat an Iceberg. And now that there is no pork products on the shelves, we fucked that up too. But, there is light at the end of the tunnel. In a few days from now, it'll be back on the shelves.

Theres a certain amount of Irish people out there, who will lose their mind if you took away the booze. Theres a certain amount of Irish people out there, who will lose their mind if you took away the hurlin' off the TV. But, excluding the veggie crowd, theres millions of Irish people who will tear this country apart if they cant have a rasher and a sausage. And I'm not talking protests like the recent ones about the medical card or the education cuts.  I'm talking riots of biblical proportions. Government buildings and state bodies will be torn down, brick by brick by the rasher starved public. Cities and towns will be burned to the ground. No place will be safe. So, for the sake of the country, please, lets not fuck up the pork situation again.

Anyway, on a final note....time for some bacon porn!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

5 comments:

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

I threw out a ham the size of my freaking head this morning, only to discover everyone thinks it's overreaction. Feck sake!

Vic Barry said...

Christ almighty, this is the kinda thing Im on about. Is it too late to dig it out of the bin????

Darragh Buffini said...

Speaking as a veggie I thought your post was f*cking hilarious... More power to ye man, and that bacon sangich did look fairly appetising...

Vic Barry said...

Cheers! Id give my left leg right now for a bacon sangich! God!!!!!

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

I decided that, while the dioxins might have been okay, I wasn't going to risk salmonella or whatever other nasties were hanging out in the bin.
My poor, abandoned ham.