The one with fans

I found this absolutely bonkers last night....Anyways; as promised, for those of you with fans willing to learn...from http://www.ideco.com/fans/language.htm

If she appears briefly at the balcony, excitedly fanning herself, and quickly goes inside, leaving the balcony open: "I’ll go out soon"
Resting the fan on her lips: "I don’t trust you"
Fanning herself with her left hand: "Don’t flirt with that woman"
Running her fingers through the fan’s ribs: "I want to talk to you"
Slowly fanning herself : "Don’t waste your time, I don’t care about you"
Quickly fanning herself : "I love you so much"
Moving her hair away from her forehead. "Don’t forget me"
Passing the fan from hand to hand: "I see that you are looking at another woman"
Hitting her hand’s palm: "Love me"
Carrying the fan closed and hanging from her left hand: "I’m engaged"
Carrying the fan closed and hanging from her right hand: "I want to be engaged"
Quickly and impetuously closing the fan: "I’m jealous"
Dropping the fan: "I belong to you"
Resting the fan on her heart: "My love for you is breaking my heart"
Half-opening the fan over her face: "We are being watched over"
Hitting any object: "I’m impatient"
Hiding the sunlight: "You’re ugly"
Looking closely at the painting: "I like you"