Late N Live Top 5 things Willie O Dea will be doing while in charge of the country (140306)
5 – Dart board with a picture of the Ceann Comhairle put up in Taoiseach’s office

4 – Think up of strategy to catch that 6 foot Arab with the dialysis machine

3 – Wander around the Dail in a pair of camouflage boxers

2 – Spend an extra 15 minutes a day moustache grooming

1 – Making sure he’s only going to shoot blanks



Camilla and Prince Charles saw one expert chop a melon with his blade at a Sikh temple in West London for Commonwealth Day. All was well until someone informed Camilla that she was in the wrong place, and that Chelthnam does start until tomorrow!