Late N' Live Top 5 Updates

Late N Live Top 5 signs Santas elves are going to go on strike (6/12/04)

5 – Unbranded power tools


4 – Mrs Claus is always asking are all the elves body parts in proportion


3 – Got a better deal to walk around Disney land


2 – Ya know if we could have thought of a real good number 2, we would have read it out


1 – Cmon, its xmas, whens a better time to go on strike








Late N Live Top 5 predictions about Christmas this year (7/12/04)

5 – Chances of chips and curry with your turkey are between zero and nil


4 – You’ll be watching that damn wonka film


3 – That tv you bought will be five hundred euro cheaper in 5 days


2 – Its going to snow…as if!


1 – If your still classed as an adult, chances are santa wont be stopping by your house this year either







Late N Live Top 5 things you don’t want to hear from a guy when your Christmas shopping (9/12/04)

5 – Unlike Santa, I don’t come once a year


4 – Ya don’t want to buy anything from that shop, I just robbed it


3 – What do ya mean I need mistletoe


2 – Lets face it your in such a shopping frenzy you cant even hear the people at the tills


1 – Mind if I wrap your box






Late N Live Top 5 signs your wife is having an affair with Santa Claus (13/12/04)

5 – She now calls your bedroom…Santas workshop


4 – Instead of posting the kids letters to santa, she just stuffs em down her pants


3 – Your new baby has white hair and a beard


2 – Shes always sitting on your knee!


1 – Shes was seriously impressed when santa said I can come down any chimney anywhere anytime






Late N Live Top 5 things you don’t want to hear from a reindeer
(14/12/04)

5 – Ho, Ho, Ho Ive just eaten Santa


4 – Ya wanna pull me a pint, my back is killing me from draggin around that big ass sleigh


3 – So then we were parked on the roof of this hotel and ol man Santa here was peeping in the windows


2 – We don’t actually fly, its all done with wires


1 – Does it get any stupider, who said reindeers can talk





Late N Live Top 5 things you don’t want to hear the morning after your Christmas party (15/12/04)

5 – Are you sure you’re the CEO


4 – Ive never seen anyone drink so much toner outa the photocopier


3 – I don’t care what we done, your still not getting a raise


2 – Thanks to you I now know that im gay


1 – Oh god, its Victor Barry