Iron Maiden Flight 666 - My pants are off and my jocks at my knees. Cannot wait!
Paul Blart : Mall Cop - Wonder how it'll hold up to Observe and Report
Watchmen Trailer 3 - Jocks are off already
Crank 2 - More of the same! Great!!!!!!
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
The one with Eddie Murphy as Richard Pryor
My two, all time favourite comedians. Eddie Murphy is set to play Richard Pryor in a bio pic called Richard Pryor: Isit something I said? This one will get Eddie an Oscar! Read more @ Empire
Proof in this pudding
The one with a ?
C'mon, who spent quite some time here yesterday after searching for my name and the words offensive and offended on google? Any takers? =]
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The one with a dog
Jesus! Good boy! Dont think this one will be making any bog paper ads anytime soon!
The one with Desked!
Came across a wonderful website. Have a nose @ Desked. Basically its pics of peoples desks. Just sent in my own piece of madness. Check it out! All the voyeurs, take off your pants!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The one with Gmail
Is there anybody else out there with gmail accounts that in reality probably way a tonne, if indeed they could be weighed? My inbox just hit 12073 mails, which I reckon weighs at least a million tonnes, and not any of them carbon tonnes either. Many of them are unread. Simple things like forum replies, which I'd go direct to the forum as opposed to using the gmail link. And yes it is far too much trouble to click the delete button.
Ive thought about cleaning the thing out, but its even more trouble to start clicking all the little boxes and then clicking the delete button. But is there any point in cleaning it out? I could just click delete all, but then I'd probably delete something that I'd want to read about in 6 years time. I guess when it explodes, I'll just get a new one!
Life is tough!
*EDIT* Just worked out if I printed out all those emails (provided each one took 1 sheet) the whole lot would weigh around 34 stone or 482lbs or even better still, 218, 631 grams. Ok so a little exaggerated with the million tonnes!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
The one with pancakes
Today is Feb 24th. The Bible; or somewhere, says we should all eat pancakes today. Pancakes for breakfast, lunch and yes, bloody dinner. What do they do in America? They eat pancakes there all the time. Even in the cinema, allegedly.
I make pancakes at home about once a month or every 6 weeks. Just for a change. Something different. And so on. Throw on some bacon and maple syrup. Drooool.And none of these bloody scrawny things. Yes, you know the ones your mother would cook. The ones that burn the skin off your lips. The ones that dont taste of anything. The ones that dont even resemble food so much that Nicole Richie would eat them. The only way to get anything out of em, is to lace them in sugar, chocolate and jam.
But, while your sitting down to your 10th feed of sugar and lemon I'll still be belting the shit out of a few egg whites. Enjoy the pancake day, and remember it's illegal to eat them any other day of the year in Ireland.
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