Down with my Life by Vic Barry

Thursday, October 09, 2008

The one with some time lapse pussy

Time lapsed pussy cat :)

Currently melting browsers all over!

The one with more cool guitar action

According to one of the listeners (Sean) there is another guy that is better than the JerryC guy with the Canon yoke. So judge for yerself...

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The one with The Clone Wars TV series

This kicked off in the states and is set to premiere on Sky Movies Premiere on October 25th. And for those of you with HD, its also showing in glorious High Definition!!!!! It might be a little to early to remove your pants (ya know the ones with the Chewbacca head on the arse) but if it feels like you should, then by all means!

Im not totally sold on Star Wars being animated to be honest, even as hard as the movies make me get. Id much prefer to see Episodes 7,8 and 9. But I know thats not gonna happen as do the rest of the geeks, but we all live in hope! Granted its the same amount of hope that people on the Titanic had when they heard there was an Iceberg. The whole cartoon vibe doesnt do it for me Im afraid, and Im a big animation fan. But I'll hold off judgement until I see at least 2 episodes and then I'll blog it up on here and no-one will give a shit either way.

The one with the guitar yoke

This is in the blog archives somewhere, but people wanted to hear it again. One of the most viewed pieces of audio...Savage!!!!!

If ya horse around youtube, theres a tonne of news bits and interviews....

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

The one with men embarrassed about buying adult toys

Like you, I know people who work in retail. Video game shops, Record shops, Clothes shops. I even worked in retail, all while feeding my radio addiction with Howard Stern. Now, anyone who works in a bread shop, sells bread, possibly makes bread and expects people to come in and buy a nice loaf/ Anyone who works in a clothes shop, sells clothes, possibly makes them and expects the general public to come in and dress themselves in something that'll make them look gawjus.

And then theres the people who work in adult shops. This lot are a different breed compared to other shop workers. They constantly talk about the people who come into their adult shop, laughing and sniggering as some bloke buys a rabbit or something similar. Conversations are like the following....

"Look at him over there"

"Who, the guy in the brown jacket?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"Was talkin to him a minute ago about vibrators"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, says its for his oul doll, but he probably is shoving it up his own hole"

"Yeah, he looks the type alright. Loves the vibrating bum fun"

"Yeah"

GIMME A BREAK! Its nothing of the sort, and even if it was, who gives a toss? The Star had a poll yesterday that stated that more than a third of men are too embarassed to buy a sex toy. Big deal, surely????????? Whats the embarrasment about? That you're actually getting some? For feck sake lads, tis really time to try and lift the knuckles off the ground! The personality free, knuckle draggers are always going to be stuck in this mode, which is quite unfortunate for the ladies they invariably end up with. Well at least the ladies dont suffer from the same disease, as they seem to be more than capable of going off and getting themselves a plastic vibrating penis.

Plenty of people asked me last night would I be embarssed buying a sex toy or to be even seen in an adult shop. The plain and simple answer was no. Why would I? Whats going to happen? Front page of the Echo "Victor Barry spotted in adult shop". Bollocks!

And for the blokes out there who are intimidated by the oul vibrating machines, well they really, really, really need to stop digging trenches with their knuckles.

The one with the SNL VP Debate

Tina Fey is like God!

Monday, October 06, 2008

The one on a Monday - including Sex and the City Rant and girl on girl

Its been a busy weekend. I was in Club Light on Friday night dishing out some pretty cool prizes like ipods and the likes. All celebrating the new, Big Brother style camera. Lets just say I had alot of fun giving stuff out! Katy Perry - I kissed a girl and a little encouragement from yours truly brought out the bi in everyone!!! Girls mauling the faces of girls on the dance floor and upon prize collection they started at it again!!! No pictures as I was too busy watching (Did I just write that down?) Its a tough job!!!!!!

Saturday was spent with the new nephew and Saturday night was spent in the company of she who must be obeyed and the Blu-Ray of Sex and the City. Dear God, did the SATC fans get fucked! Ripped off isn't the word. I've been an occasional fan of the show and I think its well written, well shot and has great oul filth scenes. But the movie, what the fuck was that about! No doubt the fans of the show love seeing the girls on screen. Well putting Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha on screen for 2.5 hours with not much else going on, does not make a good movie. A complete and utter exploitation. And the girls look like battered, oul fish wives in High Definition. Every wrinkle, sag and slap from a stick is crystal clear and at times Miss Bradshaw looks like shes a great, great grandmother who died and was brought back to life by being beaten around the head with a JCB.

If I can compare the the SATC TV show and the SATC movie to farts. Firstly the TV show. That was like a fart that was building up for a few days and when it exited your arse it blew a hole in your pants and put a crack in the wall. People dropped dead with the smell. And if you managed to survive, you lost a limb or 2. Now for the movie. That was like a fart that crawled out, no sound, no smell, no body count. Nothing, just a tiny little ppppfffff that made you wonder was that a fart or just a nervous twitch!

Other than that, I won the Lotto on Saturday so I'm off to collect my fiver winnings!