Zack and Miri Make a Porno
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Mr.Smith may be back on the show next week to boot!!!!
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The one with Kobe Bryant, a pool and snakes!
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The one with old folks in a doorway
Yesterday, I didnt get the chance for a dinnr at home, which is a regular occurance. Normally I do with out, but last night I could have ate the back legs off a pony. So, resisting the temptation to order in, I opt for the get something on the way home idea. I drive to Hillbillies on McCurtain St and order. The place is fairly busy with many elderly folk chowing down on breasts n buns and whatever else wont choke them or break their teeth. One nice couple finished up as I was waiting for my order and walked out. The "dude" was pushing into his 70's and his oul doll was not far behind him.
As I walked out with the bag of late night dinner, I spot the 2 who had just left canoodling in a doorway, more or less next door. Its rare I see an elderly couple showing affection with tongues flapping around. On further inspection, well it was quite obvious to see, herself was giving yer man a handjob. Again, she must have been 67-68 and she was pulling him like a plough. I got into the car, after losing my appetite and they were still going strong. The only thing I was worried about was the weather. The doorway wasnt exactly good shelter for the spitty rain that was falling. I was going to offer them the back seat of the car, but my back seat is fairly low and I figured they would never get out or get stuck and require a crane and an ambulance by the end of it. So I drove home!
Im not easily shocked and this didnt really shock me to be honest. And its one of the rarer sights Ive ever seen in person. The internet doesnt count!!!!! So hats off to the pensioners for some public action, but the disgusting thing was no-one stopped and offered to hold an umbrella over them. If I had one in the car, I would have offered but I didnt!
Enjoy the rest of your lunch or dinner!
As I walked out with the bag of late night dinner, I spot the 2 who had just left canoodling in a doorway, more or less next door. Its rare I see an elderly couple showing affection with tongues flapping around. On further inspection, well it was quite obvious to see, herself was giving yer man a handjob. Again, she must have been 67-68 and she was pulling him like a plough. I got into the car, after losing my appetite and they were still going strong. The only thing I was worried about was the weather. The doorway wasnt exactly good shelter for the spitty rain that was falling. I was going to offer them the back seat of the car, but my back seat is fairly low and I figured they would never get out or get stuck and require a crane and an ambulance by the end of it. So I drove home!
Im not easily shocked and this didnt really shock me to be honest. And its one of the rarer sights Ive ever seen in person. The internet doesnt count!!!!! So hats off to the pensioners for some public action, but the disgusting thing was no-one stopped and offered to hold an umbrella over them. If I had one in the car, I would have offered but I didnt!
Enjoy the rest of your lunch or dinner!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The one with Sarah D H
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Our Psychic from last night, Sarah Delemare Harding...
Our Psychic from last night, Sarah Delemare Harding...
Monday, May 26, 2008
The one with a Crystal Skull and some bloke called Indy
My memory isn't good and my maths is worse, but the last time I saw an Indiana Jones flick in the cinema was when I was sprouting hairs in places where; I didn't have any books to explain what they were. Either way, I was a little bit skeptical of the new Indy flick, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The trailers looked great, Ford looked superb as Indy, what could go wrong? 19 years is along time for movie series to wait for another episode and inevitably these kinds of flick never, ever live up to the massive Internet hype machine. Its impossible. Theres more chance of Victoria Beckham drinking a gallon of chip fat!!!!! Theres more chance that Paris Hilton will become a member of Mensa!!!! Feck, theres more chance of the Cloverfield monster being dead!!!!
I am and always will be a huge fan of Lucas and Spielberg, these feens moulded a part of my childhood as they did for many of you. So I knew it was going to be good, but not sure how good it could be. Myself and Ger arrived in Mahon Point for the 11.45pm showing Saturday night, and strolled into a fairly quiet screen 1. Not a good sign I thought to myself, but it opened since Thursday and half of Cork were staggering around Cardiff. A quarter were still trying to digest the dodgy Chinese they ordered in, for the Ricky Hatton fight and 90% of the other quarter were more than likely having sex. The remaining 10% were going to see the new Indy flick!!!!
I'm not going to go into plot details or the likes, but if you are anyway clued into general pop culture, the opening 5 minutes will more or less give you a helluva an idea where the movie is headed. In particular the Hangar 51 sign. Basically, lookforthecrystalskulls.com
What didn't I like about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Not alot surprisingly. The one thing that I was absolutely dreading was Shia LeBeouf. And no, I still don't know how to pronounce his name. Bar his "What the fuck were you thinking Mr.Spielberg" swashbuckling scene on a jeep, the Kid in Transformers pulled off a fairly decent performance. Should Indy end up in an old folks home for the next movie, can this kid pull off being an Indy type character, I would think so. But if that's the case and Indy is in the opening 5 minutes of the next flick, drooling and wetting himself and it all revolves around Shia, then Steven and George, don't bother lads. Please!!!!
Theres great action in the movie with some fantastic stunts and a couple of wondrous one liners. The die hard Indy fans will no doubt be whipping themselves as it is no way as good as Raiders and Doom. Its on par with the Last Crusade, just! Its a big popcorn movie, that couldn't live up to the hype, but its enjoyable none the less. Your going to love or quite possibly hate the ending. Me, I loved it! Theres also a nice little moment with Shia at the very end (the hat scene) that put a huge smile on my face. Harrison Ford doesn't look 120 to be fair. As soon as he dons the Fedora, you don't give a shit if he has a buss pass. He's Indiana Jones!!!!!!!!!! I gave it 7.5 / 10 on the show last night. I'd love to give it more, maybe a second viewing is in order!!!! Roll on the Blu-Ray. Some will be disappointed, but many, like many who had the attitude of the Star Wars prequels ("Its Star Wars for god sake") will just say "Its Indiana motherfuckin' Jones". And you know what, that's not a bad thing!!!!!
" Damn, I thought that was closer! "
I am and always will be a huge fan of Lucas and Spielberg, these feens moulded a part of my childhood as they did for many of you. So I knew it was going to be good, but not sure how good it could be. Myself and Ger arrived in Mahon Point for the 11.45pm showing Saturday night, and strolled into a fairly quiet screen 1. Not a good sign I thought to myself, but it opened since Thursday and half of Cork were staggering around Cardiff. A quarter were still trying to digest the dodgy Chinese they ordered in, for the Ricky Hatton fight and 90% of the other quarter were more than likely having sex. The remaining 10% were going to see the new Indy flick!!!!I'm not going to go into plot details or the likes, but if you are anyway clued into general pop culture, the opening 5 minutes will more or less give you a helluva an idea where the movie is headed. In particular the Hangar 51 sign. Basically, lookforthecrystalskulls.com
What didn't I like about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Not alot surprisingly. The one thing that I was absolutely dreading was Shia LeBeouf. And no, I still don't know how to pronounce his name. Bar his "What the fuck were you thinking Mr.Spielberg" swashbuckling scene on a jeep, the Kid in Transformers pulled off a fairly decent performance. Should Indy end up in an old folks home for the next movie, can this kid pull off being an Indy type character, I would think so. But if that's the case and Indy is in the opening 5 minutes of the next flick, drooling and wetting himself and it all revolves around Shia, then Steven and George, don't bother lads. Please!!!!
Theres great action in the movie with some fantastic stunts and a couple of wondrous one liners. The die hard Indy fans will no doubt be whipping themselves as it is no way as good as Raiders and Doom. Its on par with the Last Crusade, just! Its a big popcorn movie, that couldn't live up to the hype, but its enjoyable none the less. Your going to love or quite possibly hate the ending. Me, I loved it! Theres also a nice little moment with Shia at the very end (the hat scene) that put a huge smile on my face. Harrison Ford doesn't look 120 to be fair. As soon as he dons the Fedora, you don't give a shit if he has a buss pass. He's Indiana Jones!!!!!!!!!! I gave it 7.5 / 10 on the show last night. I'd love to give it more, maybe a second viewing is in order!!!! Roll on the Blu-Ray. Some will be disappointed, but many, like many who had the attitude of the Star Wars prequels ("Its Star Wars for god sake") will just say "Its Indiana motherfuckin' Jones". And you know what, that's not a bad thing!!!!!
" Damn, I thought that was closer! "
Sunday, May 25, 2008
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The one with the Dail Fight Club
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For now, that is all...............................
Cork City tickets, Disco Pigs tickets, Anne Sexton, Christ With a K, DFC and all the usual happening from 9pm tonight!!!!!!!
For now, that is all...............................Cork City tickets, Disco Pigs tickets, Anne Sexton, Christ With a K, DFC and all the usual happening from 9pm tonight!!!!!!!
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