Midweek Top 5 Update

Late N Live Top 5 things that George Bush would do if Aliens attacked America (31/01/05)

5 – Thank them for taking the spotlight off iraq

4 – Phone Will Smith and ask can he help out

3 – Send dick cheneys daughter to see if any are gay

2 – Wonder if his foreign policy can deal with it

1 – When the aliens ask, take me to your leader he brings them to his daddy



Late N Live Top 5 things overheard when Michael Jackson arrived in court yesterday (1/2/05)

5 – Don’t look now but the Culkin kid is here with a gun

4 – The prince of pop, more like than queen of pop

3 – Michaels legal defence said they’d so if we done a top 5, so we’re doin a top 4 instead, hence no number 3

2 – Is that a snot hanging off his nose, oh no its just his nose melting

1 – That’s not mike, that’s Diana ross