The one with Ricky Gervais, Elmo and necrophilia

Not a fan of RG, but this is damn good

The one with the mini movie review - Paul Blart: Mall Cop

In my time on the planet, Ive probably watched a combined 13 minutes of King of Queens. I'm a sucker for anything to do with New York, but I just don't get KOQs. That should be irrelevant anyway. I mean who goes to see a movie because a guy from a TV show is in it. 

Paul Blart, like the title says is a Mall Cop. As opposed to writing or typing what I thought Im going to do something a little different this time round. Im going to post a serious of pics that I think best sums up what I think of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

So on a final note, if you'd like a laugh, then you might be better off going to see something else. Baring a brief moment of Rockbandness, there is nothing in this movie that made me even crack a smile. Anyway, the Mall gets overtaken by bad guys and Paul Blart comes to the rescue. Your then left wondering can you get refund, is there long left or is it worth propositioning the single women 3 rows in front. 

The trailer promised so much, major disappointment. I've never hammered nails into my head, but I'm sure It might be more fun Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

2/10