The one about this Valentines lark briefly

Happy Valentines day to y'all. If your single, your better off :) I happened to wander into Tesco last night after the show to drag something home for breakfast. I had decided yesterday, regardless of what time I hit the leaba, I was going to cook Ger breakfast. 3:45am I hit the bed and theres alarms going off at 6:45am. I amaze myself by waking 2 minutes before the alarm attack. I don't remember getting up, I don't remember getting down the stairs and I sure as hell don't remember cooking a valentines breakfast, with everything from croissants to white pudding. So all is well! Cards exchanged and so forth. The only thing that annoyed me was the postman tried to break down the door at around 10:30. 843 Valentines Cards. Amazing. Thank you all so much. Ok so part of the above may well be a lie. If I were a betting man, Id be putting the money on the croissants. Either way, I had a nice Valentines crack of dawn time. Ger has decided to cook dinner this evening, so roll on that. But then, after that, while most of you are either trying to figure out my reciepe, or cuddling up in front of rom com or bonking your brains out through your ankles, Ill be working. The show goes on, and by christ it'll go on tonight!

If you are single and fancy meeting someone, Dial a Date is back tonight in the last of our marathon dial a date sessions. The last few dial a dates we've had have had huge responses and its great to see its working. No more "What did ya see yer name was" from some mad man drenched in sweat in a rammed club.

Anyways, Ill leave you with an interview with Cupid. Enjoy, and dont forget to use Vics Valentines Vouchers!

The one with stuff to scratch into yer Valentines Cards

As suggested by listeners last night. Happy V Day...

Men are like roses watch out for the pricks..... Ha ha....

Roses are red and ill be blue if i dont spend my life wit you... roses are red violets are blue all de men in de world cant compare to you.

Roses r red viotes r blue sugar is sweet and so r u

I wish i was a tedy bear lyin on ur bed,so wen u go ta cudle it ud cudle me instead.clare numarket

Hey victor here is my class love poem.. Not a red rose or a satin heart.I give you an onion it is moon wrapped in brown paper . It promises light like the careful undressing of love. Here it will blind you wit tears lik a lover .I give u an onion its fierce kiss will stay on ur lips possessive and faithfu as we are as long as we r.Take it its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring if you lik.Lethal its scent wil cling to ur fingers cling to your knife.

With me u will never feel alone, my heart wil b ur shelter my arms wil b ur home. I deserve a prize 4 dis!!

I h8 cheesy overly romantic cards so my boyfrend made n wrote really funny things like if u wer a bike id ride u all day!!funny 1s r da best

Down by the seashore carved on a rock three little words "FORGET ME NOT!"

If u were a flat tyre on me tractor,i still wouldn't change u for any other tyre in da world.

Roses r red voilets r blue wot would i do if i couldn't ave u? Roses r see voilets r blue my life would b history without my bo?

Roses r red, Ur jocks r blue, I no dis fact 4m stalkin u!!he,he,he!!

Well do it in da bed r in da grass it doesnt care 2 me as long as i gt sum sweet ass

If kisses were snowflakes id send you a blizzard

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is ur head!robyn

Roses r red, violets r blue, ur mam was pretty, wat happen to you??

I wish i was a bar of soap, you'd take me in your hand, and everytime you'd take a bath I'd reach the promised land. Tadhg

If id die id go so far and write your name on every star. Just so everyone could look and see. Just how much you mean to me.

If all the girls lived in the see oh what a swimmer i would be.if all the girls stood in a line id pick you to be my valentine. John in togher

Roses are red violets are blue,i once taught i was ugly until i saw u.. Ha ha love it..

Your so beautiful your so sweet ur d only1dat makes me put down d toilet seat. U make me laf and smile all d time will u b my valentine