Late N Live Top things overheard in the queue for Santas Grotto (1/12/04)

5 – All this money to see Santa and hes more interested in letting your mother sit on his knee


4 – Is this the queue to buy them damn robots that were on the Late Late


3 – Great, we’re next to go into Santas hole


2 – If he asks you to pull anything, pull his beard and run


1 – Could someone please explain to me why theres a chimp called bubbles dressed as Santas helper