Top 5 for Tuesday

Late N Live Top 5 things overheard when the lights in Patrick street were being put up (30/11/04)

5 – Well, don’t be too careful. Theres a decent claim in this if we fall

4 – Ya think theyd fit onto me xmas tree at home

3 – Look the price tags still on

2 – What do ya think I am a chimp? Gimme that damn ladder

1 – How many times have I told you, don’t pull that wire…pull my wire

Late N Live Top 5 signs you know its under a month to Christmas (29/11/04)

5 – Well what did you think it was under a month too in November, EASTER??

4 – You put your foot through the ceiling trying to find the xmas tree in the attic

3 – You look at your bank balance

2 – Theres more alcohol in your house than in the local pub

1 – Your mother is buying them damn tins of USA biscuits

Todays been a good day so far. Ive got alot written for the show, to give it that special Xmas feel. Possibility of some really BIG names (ya dont wanna take a hit from that one mate) coming on the show as well, so fingers crossed. Our monday night Psychic last night was Elizabeth Joyce. It never ceases to amaze me the amount of single people and indeed relationship people who ring in, to find out about their love life.

Im slowly starting to prepare my Xmas list...and I mean slowly. The most important thing in my house for the next few weeks will be deciding what sort of tree to get. Maybe we'd get a real one, if that damn robot would clean up the mess.

Heres yer wodden bag. Im sure these used to be called chests

From my surfing around the place, I came across a pic of Godzilla getting his star on the hollywood hall of fame. Hes looking well. Also came across a Japenese Cedar bag, made out of cedar wood (obviously enough).

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Late N Live Top 5 TV show warnings (22/11/04)

5 – Friends ReRuns “Chances are you’ve seen this one already.

4 – The Late Late “Warning the program you are about to watch features a cardboard host. Please do not change the channel, hes been like that for years

3 – Tubridy Tonight “If you want real guests we suggest you do not watch this program”

2 – Im a celbrity get me out of here “Warning these are not real celebritys”

1 – Coverage from the Dail “What you are about to see are not actors, but real life cowboys!



Late N Live Top 5 things overheard waiting for a taxi on Patrick street (23/11/04)

5 – The last time I waited this long for anything was to buy one of them dam tamagotchis

4 – I hope that back seat is washable love

3 – Do I get sick now or do I get sick in the taxi

2 – I could have swore I saw elvis drive by in a taxi

1 – You pull it and Ill sit on it



Late N Live Top 5 good things about being in the navy (24/11/04)

5 – Free hats

4 – If you get in a fight you just eat a can of spinach and start kickin ass

3 – Seasickness is a great way to keep off the weight

2 – When you sail out of cork harbour you can feel like the people on the Titanic

1 – Exotic Ports, Exotic Women, Exotic Rashes



Late N Live Top 5 things cork people might not have known about Thanksgiving (25/11/04)

5 – Americans have an excuse to stuff themselves stupid

4 - Its not about giving and saying thanks

3 – Do we actually care about Thanks giving

2 – Cmon, screw thanksgiving its almost the weekend anyway

1 – Theres a Turkey in the whitehouse

Well, I finally gave in and got one of them damn robots. Its already terrorised our dog, broke a glass and wet itself in the middle of the night. Im bored with the thing now and Ive been asking myself all weekend "How many DVDs could you have bought instead of a stupid robot". At least it'll look good on the shelf. Granted in about 10 minutes time Ill be terrorising the dog with it again.

Im feeling kinda burned out at the moment, dont know why. I think I always get like this at this time of the year. Interviewed Ben Manilla last night, whos co-wrote a book with Dan Aykroyd called Elwoods Blues. Elwood from the Blues Brothers presents a syndicated radio show called the House of Blues Radio hour across the USA once a week and this book has the interviews unedited and uncut. Not much else going on. So there. Not in the best of moods either :( Such is life

Its been a bleary eyed weekend with the broadband let me tell ya. Got up this morning and it wouldnt work. Typical, but now its ok again after I talked nicely to it. As I have previously mentioned Dan Akroyd wont be on the show :( but they did send a signed copy of the book (Elwood Blues) and the co author is on tonight. So Im kinda happy. Cork Talks Movies kicks off tomorrow night in the ten hour, so make sure your tuned for that. Not much else going on really except my new vice is them damn stupid flash games. Broadband makes them a joy to use. Or I was able to see some clips of a fantastic interview with Jim Carrey on www.cbsnews.com Truly its a great experience, the ol broadband. My dads brother turned up on the forum last night so it was great to hear from him.

Late N’ Live Top 5 things I learned with my new broadband connection

5 – In my opinion, it’s faster than sex

4 – That google page loads at the same speed

3 – The Internet is not full of pornography…Oh who am I kidding

2 – Paris Hilton does actually answer the phone in her “film”

1 – I haven’t learned to turn it off

Theres the Top 5 earlier than the show. Other than that its been a week of broadband. I did manage to get myself to The Incredibles as well, great flick. Till tomorrow.

Well...my broadband arrvied around 12 this morning. The nice post lady most have got a heart attack when I arrived at the front door in my jocks. Tis great, finally half decent surfing speeds.