After suggestions from @thechrisd and @headrambles I went off and downloaded Windows Live writer to try it out. And this is the try out part of it!
Now off to click publish If I can find it!
So far so good, actually liking Windows Live Writer
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
The one about Bad jokes
As discussed last night, Scientists have explained why bad jokes are easier to remember than good jokes. Have they got anything else to do with their time? Is this really what we need? Why cant these scientists do more important things like cure the common cold, bring back the dinosaurs and make time travel work in all cars instead of a bloody DeLorean.
I find the bad jokes sad and pathetic, that said I had a huge reaction on the show last night. What makes a bad joke good? I dunno, but 2 made us smile last night from the hundreds submitted.
I find the bad jokes sad and pathetic, that said I had a huge reaction on the show last night. What makes a bad joke good? I dunno, but 2 made us smile last night from the hundreds submitted.What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
WonkyThe other one I cant remember, but the punchline was Quatro Sinko. So maybe the Scientists are talking out their holes. I cant remember it. Granted it wasn't exactly a bad joke, so maybe they're right. It is easier to remember bad jokes, but by the same theory, the donkey joke above was actually good, so how come I remembered that??? Feck off and bring back the dinosaurs FFS!
Monday, March 23, 2009
The one that I couldnt be bothered thinking up a title for
Its a few months to the wedding and considering I've a wedding dress to get into, Ive decided to kick off another health kick. Those of you who read this thing on a regular basis will note that somethings not quite right with the above. Yup, you've guessed it, me on a health kick. Again.
After taking 45 minutes to move out of the bed at an ungodly hour, I spent another 15 minutes on the Ipod sorting out Rocky style music, for motivation. I also playlisted the Back to the Future theme, but quickly cancelled that on the walk as it did nothing to propel me to 88mph. So with a combination of AC/DC, The Foo Fighters and the Dropkick Murphy's I set off. I eventually crawled back in the door absolutely feckered after a fairly full on thundering up and down the hills and dales....or something.
As the weeks go on, I'm going to increase the distance and try and get my arms going the way the ladies arms go! Its almost like the Nazi walk motion. But just with arms! It'll be worth it to get into the dress!
Anyways, its time to go and wash the sweat out of various places!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The one where its the Tea-shock
Maybe its just me, or did anybody else go scarlett for Brian Cowen in Washington over St. Patricks day. I'm not talking about the teleprompter incident, where the tea-shock read out 20 seconds of Barack Obama's speech, instead of his own. Those kinda things happen! I'm sure Anne Doyle and Bryan Dobson do it all the time!
I didn't see any of the footage, but I did see a whole tonne of photographs. I found some of them pretty embarrassing to say the least. I know the tea-shock has a tough job and is in very tough times at the moment, but could he not have looked like a 4 year old child who had just met an astronaut?
Could he not have looked like a man who was thinking to himself "So this is the fuckin Whitehouse and Im here with Barrrraccccckkkk OOOOOOObaaammmmaaaaaa and this is just awesome! I hope he likes the shamrock"
Could he not have looked like someone who was told "Yes, you can smell my finger"
I wonder what they thought in the Whitehouse? Was there any scenarios of "Lads wheres the jacks? Ive an awful dose of the scutters" subsequently followed by loud banging on a toilet door"Lads, is there any bog paper here? I'm after using it all". Or was there any thundering in the front door with dog shit on shoes? Or even an oul bit of mud!
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