Down with my Life by Vic Barry

Monday, February 16, 2009

The one with the new Simpsons intro

Rather sweet!

The one with the VD aftermath!

Well Valentines Day is over and done with. Thankfully! I don't hate the day as such, but the tonnes of cheese that go with it are vomit inducing at times. We took a stroll around the city on Saturday afternoon and the amount of shams thundering around with manky, crinkled, bate up looking bunches of flowers was comical. We passed one couple outside the Opera house, with the girl dragging a teddy bear the size of a grizzly bear behind her. "Morto" would have most definitely be used in conversations with the gurls afterward.

Truck loads of people were buying chocolates around, and we were the same. Granted, I was a bit disappointed that Butlers didn't do the chili chocolates in their "pick n mix" selections anymore. I think there was disappointment in my house that a bunch of flowers didn't arrive, but we stuck to the pre arranged "No presents charter" like the U.N. We went to Hardwood for dinner that night and as usual had a great feed.

I had to laugh at one couple who came in. They were 16-17 I'd imagine. Don't quote me on that, they could have been 45, but I'm useless with ages. The look on the guys face when he read the menu, was priceless. No Mammy's beans 'n chips! I'm sure they had a great night as well. Gotta say, I'm a big fan of Hardwood!

So that was Valentines done and dusted for another year. I wonder how many got pregnant? Did the teddy bear purchases pay off! Or was it just a thigh rubbing exercise! Y'all have a nice Monday now!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The one with the Movie Bit, Bits!!!!

http://www.skynetresearch.com/ Viral Site for Terminator Salvation

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/ Viral Site for 2012. Check the simulation part!

http://www.theblackoutfilm.com/index_engl.htm Uwe Boll wants your money

Inglorious Bastards - Lookin fairly savage

Anvil - Awesome!

Gran Torino - Clint being Clint! Greatness!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The one with Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman

Dear Jesus! WTF. LOL LOL

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The one with Salma feeding the world

The one with a $%^$% and a £%£%$"%

Love the Onion!

The one with Vics Valentine Vouchers - 2009 Edition - NSFW

Its that time of the year again! So download the vouchers (click on each one and then save or print) and use them wisely. Not for those who are easily offended! Dear God, just noticed a MAJOR TYPO. Hold on! No refunds! Just redownload! Right, fixed!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The one with Valentines

One of the topics on last nights show was are people losing their mind when it comes to Valentines gifts!

I spent a portion of last Saturday dealing with one of the cast members from Little Britain in a travel agent! Absolute pig who was busy getting dinner out of her nose as we walked in! Thankfully she never rang us yesterday, so fuck them! Their loss!

I happened to wander around Easons and some other card shop and the amount of fellas clambering over one another to buy gigantic fuckin teddy bears that say I love you, was absolutely demented. Firstly, all of these bears and their little slogans, lie! They lie through their furry little holes! Them bears need slogans along the lines of the following...

And so on and so forth. Enough of the mushy crap! As many of the callers and texters highlighted last night, men buy these bears so they can get some action! And its kinda sad, that guys will go off and buy a bear to try and get laid! Its almost like a bizarre kind of prostitution. Instead of handing over money, guys are handing over bears!

And whats the story with bears anyway! How in the hell are they representing all things love! These are bad ass, hungry, killing sons of bitch bears! These bears will tear half of your skull off in a split second. And that's supposed to be representing "love". Next time I'm in Alaska I'll poke one with a stick and ask it for an opinion! Dear Jesus!!!!

Don't get me wrong or anything! I say I love you at least once a day, but I wont be going off and buying any bears or shit! I used to. And Ger has our bed covered in them. Up until last week, when the dogs were deported from the bedroom forever, the bears were being raped on a daily basis, by the mutts! So no more. If the only way you can tell someone you love them is by purchasing tacky shite one day a year, then theres issues! If the only way you can get laid is to buy huge furry, toy bears, then your probably better off getting some tissues....and using yer imagination!

Much love!