The one with the Anne Summers Adult toyshow on Cork Talks Back

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Joan - 087 9222309
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If you call between 12 and 6pm today you get entered into a draw, exclusive to RedFM listeners.

And yes, what follows, if it wasnt known already, proves I have no shame. I apologise to all. What you'll see will frighten you.

The one with the announcement!

Right, its that time of year again, where we say thanks for listening!

On Monday, Dec 22nd, Too Close and Personal 2 kicks off @ 7pm in the Pavilion on Careys Lane (just off Patrick St)
Basically, turn up on the night with your invite. I get on stage @ 7pm (doors just after 6pm) and answer ANY questions people have. Its all a little bit mad and completely uncensored, so its also not for the faint hearted.

Theres loads of prizes to be won on the night, including an Xbox 360. Dave Duff aka Christ with a K will perform on the night and as an added thank you, everyone who comes, gets free admission into the amazing Brian Deady gig afterwards (which is worth €20 a pop alone). I'd love to see ya there, and especially for all the bloggers and readers of this blog. Email me up on vicbarry at gmail dot com and I'll organise your invite.

The one with Terminator Salvation

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The one with 40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes

Prepare to Raaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh

The one with ......

Being a mental few days, hence the blog falling behind. Darina Allen is on tonight on how to cook a turkey, and all the usual including Anne Sexton.

Big(ish) announcment here on Sunday, after mass!!!!!

The one with more bacon porn!

I hear it could be more than a few days before the piggies are back on our shelves. This is a disaster! Again, I plead, go back to killing the pigs. Don't mind holding the country to ransom until you get money, just get killing the pigs. 

Back in the day, tractor loads of us died due to the lack of spuds. And more of us got on rickety boats and went to America. The same will happen again, unless the pig killin' starts up really soon. It'll be like something out of I am legend and children. Savage donkeys and badgers will roam the country, killing the remaining vegetarians. Meat eating humans will be spread around the country, in small little packs. No more than 2 or 3 deep. They'll wander the countryside and the deserted cities looking for pigs that have escaped from their abandoned abattoirs. 

Anyway, onwards with the bacon porn. Enjoy.

The one without pigs

No doubt the vegetarians are rejoicing. While the rest of us blood thirsty, t-Rex's have to go with out. I tore apart the freezer yesterday, in the hopes that I might find a packet of frozen rashers. More chance of me finding a talking polar bear. I wouldn't have cared if there was a big warning label on the packet. "WARNING - THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT YOU WILL DIE, IF YOU EAT THESE". I would have ate the bastards. I think its an over reaction, we've been eating the PCB laden pork anyway. So as usual, do something about it when its too late.

Alot of people dont appreciate what they have. People didn't give a shite about the Dodo and ate that to extinction. People didn't love the Titanic as much as they should. And look what happened to that, it tried to eat an Iceberg. And now that there is no pork products on the shelves, we fucked that up too. But, there is light at the end of the tunnel. In a few days from now, it'll be back on the shelves.

Theres a certain amount of Irish people out there, who will lose their mind if you took away the booze. Theres a certain amount of Irish people out there, who will lose their mind if you took away the hurlin' off the TV. But, excluding the veggie crowd, theres millions of Irish people who will tear this country apart if they cant have a rasher and a sausage. And I'm not talking protests like the recent ones about the medical card or the education cuts.  I'm talking riots of biblical proportions. Government buildings and state bodies will be torn down, brick by brick by the rasher starved public. Cities and towns will be burned to the ground. No place will be safe. So, for the sake of the country, please, lets not fuck up the pork situation again.

Anyway, on a final note....time for some bacon porn!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The one with the Movie Bits from last night 08 12

Apologies to the Harry Potter fans, didnt get a chance to play the second clip. Its here though :)



Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince / ABC



Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince / ABC



The Day the Earth Stood Still (Opens Friday 12th)



Twilight

The one with Jack Black as Jesus and Christ with a K

To buy the Boy Racer Song by Christ with a K, text

Music 2010

to 57501

And now, Jack Black is Jesus, literally

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

The one where the madness has begun!

Well, theres only 5 minutes left till Christmas eve! Not really, but that's the way people are carrying on. The finance minister needs to take note! If only Leno could find away to get some of the money that people are spending like crazy. Oh I forgot, he does!! Oh well! Recession continues.

Now, for those of you reading this, who are adopting the "Ill get me presents next week" attitude, feck off. Shut down the laptop and go out and start shopping. Failing that, there are people called Mastercard and Visa who will magically buy your Christmas presents on the Internet thing. Then some bloke will arrive at your house in February with your presents. Just in time for...am...Valentines.  Remember its the thought that counts, not that your children will give a shit. Not in the least. By the time the presents arrive, the builders will be starting work on your house after the kids tear the thing apart on Christmas morning. So, get out or get online and start sorting shit out. And then you can spend Christmas eve, sipping port and laughing at the clowns who didn't heed this advice.

Cast your mind back to the Cloverfield movie. Remember the panic on the streets when the Cloverfield monster was trampling over buildings. Remember the mass of bodies all running for their lives. Well in a few days, farmers day kicks off the whole Xmas shopping madness and the it goes nuclear. Its bad at the moment, but in a few days, you'll be praying for the Cloverfield monster to trample over Cork. And lets face it, the fucker tore down New York in an hour and a half. Cork should take no longer than 15 minutes, including tea breaks and the occasional battle with the FCA.