Tuesday, October 10, 2006

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Another Gus picture either below or above! As of this moment in time, Im officially sick to the ankles of cleaning up piss and shite! I know one of you is saying "Toilet Train the dog". Well thats true, but when its done nothing but rain for the last 3 weeks its kinda difficult and considering he's so small we cant exactly teach him to use the jacks. I dont think his paws could reach the flushing handle! We've had about 4 hours of sunshine in the last few weeks and inches and inches of rain. If any of you are gardeners, you'll know theres "Savage Growth". Looking at my back garden at the moment, you'll get no argument for me. Im convinced I saw a herd of Wildebeest grazing on it last night!

The Cork Film Festival is in full swing and some great movies are hitting big screens around Cork. That said, I have little opportunity to see anything, but I am looking forward to seeing Borat on Friday night!

Speaking of movies, whats peoples take on the new Scorsese flick, The Departed! Comments below if ya please. I wanted to take this in last week, but alas certain cinemas didnt have a late show on of said flick. Why? Who knows. New Police Story is the latest Jackie Chan flick to hit the big screen over here in the next couple of weeks. Any of you region 3 dvd afficiandos will know its been available to buy for at least a year now. Its not bad, so for any Jackie fans it'll give you a fix from October 13th! Besides Tenacious D - In the pick of Destiny, theres not a great deal of quality flicks on the way between now and the end of the year. I stand to be correct though!

Anyways, thats my lot for today, the more humourous moaning shall return before the weekend!
Another Gus picture either below or above! As of this moment in time, Im officially sick to the ankles of cleaning up piss and shite! I know one of you is saying "Toilet Train the dog". Well thats true, but when its done nothing but rain for the last 3 weeks its kinda difficult and considering he's so small we cant exactly teach him to use the jacks. I dont think his paws could reach the flushing handle! We've had about 4 hours of sunshine in the last few weeks and inches and inches of rain. If any of you are gardeners, you'll know theres "Savage Growth". Looking at my back garden at the moment, you'll get no argument for me. Im convinced I saw a herd of Wildebeest grazing on it last night!

The Cork Film Festival is in full swing and some great movies are hitting big screens around Cork. That said, I have little opportunity to see anything, but I am looking forward to seeing Borat on Friday night!

Speaking of movies, whats peoples take on the new Scorsese flick, The Departed! Comments below if ya please. I wanted to take this in last week, but alas certain cinemas didnt have a late show on of said flick. Why? Who knows. New Police Story is the latest Jackie Chan flick to hit the big screen over here in the next couple of weeks. Any of you region 3 dvd afficiandos will know its been available to buy for at least a year now. Its not bad, so for any Jackie fans it'll give you a fix from October 13th! Besides Tenacious D - In the pick of Destiny, theres not a great deal of quality flicks on the way between now and the end of the year. I stand to be correct though!

Anyways, thats my lot for today, the more humourous moaning shall return before the weekend!
Another Gus picture either below or above! As of this moment in time, Im officially sick to the ankles of cleaning up piss and shite! I know one of you is saying "Toilet Train the dog". Well thats true, but when its done nothing but rain for the last 3 weeks its kinda difficult and considering he's so small we cant exactly teach him to use the jacks. I dont think his paws could reach the flushing handle! We've had about 4 hours of sunshine in the last few weeks and inches and inches of rain. If any of you are gardeners, you'll know theres "Savage Growth". Looking at my back garden at the moment, you'll get no argument for me. Im convinced I saw a herd of Wildebeest grazing on it last night!

The Cork Film Festival is in full swing and some great movies are hitting big screens around Cork. That said, I have little opportunity to see anything, but I am looking forward to seeing Borat on Friday night!

Speaking of movies, whats peoples take on the new Scorsese flick, The Departed! Comments below if ya please. I wanted to take this in last week, but alas certain cinemas didnt have a late show on of said flick. Why? Who knows. New Police Story is the latest Jackie Chan flick to hit the big screen over here in the next couple of weeks. Any of you region 3 dvd afficiandos will know its been available to buy for at least a year now. Its not bad, so for any Jackie fans it'll give you a fix from October 13th! Besides Tenacious D - In the pick of Destiny, theres not a great deal of quality flicks on the way between now and the end of the year. I stand to be correct though!

Anyways, thats my lot for today, the more humourous moaning shall return before the weekend!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Well another week draws to a close, and what a week its been. From the Fermoy Bypass to Drug Party organising Taxi Drivers and with some brand new Weird Al I dont think theres too many people can complain.

On my trek home the other night, on the South Link, close to Mahon Point, I popped my "Holy Shit, theres someone driving on the wrong side of a dual carrigeway" cherry. They didnt seem to be driving like they were lost either. This car was motoring at, I reckon 80kph. As a matter of fact, it was going so fast that I was expecting to see a herd of County hall sized gorillas thundering up the link behind it. It would have been quite easy for this maniac to stop and turn around. Its not as if they were on a 57k of motorway with no exits. But in hindsight, if I looked in my rear view mirror and was convinced that there was a gang of building size primates inches from my bumper, I probably wouldnt turn around either. As Im sure many of you wouldnt as well. After all, remember King Kong and what he was able to do to a few cars! People who drive on the wrong side of the road, let alone the wrong side of a dual carrigeway are about one step above the people who drive for miles in a straight line, with a clicking sound and a green light flashing. Yup, the clowns who drive for miles with an indicator blinking. On occasion I wonder are they just going to drive into a ditch and keep going. Its all very Dukes of Hazzard!

Well done to all in Red who got nominated for a PPI radio award. Alas, yours truly didnt get nominated for anything. Obviously bedlam breaking out in a city center with teenagers (JC night) isnt good enough. Next year Ill be entering a piece about eating noodles in a bog. God Im fierce sour (not really to be honest, comedic writing!!!!). As far as Im concerned though, the only winners in all of this are the listeners!

Anyways, Im off to wander around a shopping center beheading a few zombies. What better way to spend a Friday afternoon!

Get it Off Your Chest Sunday 10pm, Sunday night only on Corks RedFM. Come on down and vent. As Bob Hoskins once said "Its good to talk" or as Bridy McCarthy used say "Ring the bastard up and have a good oul fu"%ing moan. Tis good for the soul"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Lots of feedback regarding the planned anti fur demo on last nights show. I have no idea if it went ahead today, or indeed what the outcome was. For my own 2 cents, Im a huge animal lover and I do think that the conditions these livestock are kept in, are at times terrible. Nobody could answer my simple question last night about the proof of cruelty in the 8 fur farms in Ireland. Thats it really. The Chinese are doing all kinds of crazy stuff to the animals, including dipping them into sweet and sour. Ive never worn an item of fur, simply because I dont think me walking down Pana with a polar bear wrapped around me would do much for the image....not even if I had a cane and a hat, and a cadillac with a leopard skin interior. These animal activists have their heart in the right place, but its like their brain is kept in someone elses fridge, in a jar previously used for holding blackcurrant jam! At least there not all holded up in some barren part of West Cork!

Our latest dial a date, as many of you learned last night didnt work out as planned. Crossed wires, cross pens and crossed legs and a plethora of other reasons were why it didnt work out. Anyways, gentleman (Lesbians need not apply this time round) this beautiful lady in the pic that follows is looking for a sports mad, car loving, taller than 5'5 guy. Man Utd fans preferred if possible.


Another dial a date with Aoife will happen a little later on. Simply text me the word interested when you Im on the air, and if a suitable applicant is selected by Aoife Ill only be too happy to send ye to the Everyman next week, to see the new Sherlock Holmes show. After that ye are on yer own. I have no idea where you'll be seated in the Place, so dont even bother requesting "back seats". Thats my lot for today!

Monday, October 02, 2006

Comments are turned back on!!!! Dont fla it like :)
Hello to all I met on Friday night and thanks to the Liquid Lounge for a damn good night out! Another RedFM night out drew to a close well after I had crawled home and if truth be told, it was a nice, quiet, event free night, bar the 106 exceptions. I shall be saying nothing on here but it remains to be seen how many tales will escape tonight! But if truth be told again, nothing will because my life wouldnt be worth living.

Saturday night we checked out the new Gate cinema in Midleton for the late showing of World Trade Center. You cant beat the smell of new. The place is looking well, while I admit there was some bit of confusion in my little brain about buying tickets and food at the same till. Its not the biggest cinema in the world, but the seats are damn comfy and its screen 1 while not gigantic, proved quite the enveloping experience. WTC made alot of buzz last week on the show, after our preview screening and it may well do again tonight. The movie, while not the best thing to hit celluloid is a gripping tale of heroism, and thats it. No underlying themes, nothing. It tells the tale of Jim Mcloughlin and William Jimeno, 2 PAPD who were pulled out alived by ex Marine Staff Sgt. David Karnes.
This is the marine that a few callers were moaning about last week. Callers to Cork Talks Back were wondering, why at random a Marine popped up near the end of the movie? Well he found Jimeno and McLoughlin. Its not that fuckin hard to figure out. Again it shows the height of ignorance of some people, latching onto nothing to turn it into something or indeed their way of thinking! At times you have to fight back the tears, but you always know deep down the guys are gonna get out, and the light Jimeno can see, is symbolic of the light at the end of the tunnel. Theres always hope!
I left the cinema with the feeling of "Appreciate what you have today, because it might not be there tomorrow"

Hopefully you enjoyed last nights rewind, and normal service is resumed later on tonight!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Finally........Dave running the womens mini marathon.....in a kitchen no less. Interesting!


Somebody sent me an email this morning which read....

Do you have any conscience, you ignorant gobshite! That poor woman that was on the air last night was treated like one of the prisoners in an Iraqi prison. Why, because her husband spent HIS money on HIS WIFE! Its nobodies business! F$%KHEAD


Hatemail is a wonderfull thing. It makes me laugh, it makes me smile and occasionally, in this case it makes me cry.....at the spelling. Fuckhead is spelt F...U...C...K...H...E...A...D not F$%HEAD. It shouldnt be that difficult, afterall Im sure you attended a school.....somewhere. Was the forementioned caller dragged around on a leash and forced to have sex with another inmate.....I think not! Whats conscience got to do with anything?As Ive said many times, the show is called Cork Talks Back, and peoples opinions matter! Whether or not you agree with them is your problem. If you were so worried about "that poor woman" why didnt you ring in and be her knight in shining armour. You sound like the type of individual who actually has a donkey in the back garden and on the weekends you dress up in a tinfoil suit with a saucepan on your head, riding around with a yard brush as a lance. Maybe you were dressed up like that last night. Thats whats sparked you off...god love you! As for the oul ignorant gobshite comment...well, thats just plain insulting. Not that I care , but before you start slandering someone, at least have some justification.

For any of you gaming nerds out there that own an Xbox 360, keep an eye out on Xbox Live over the next few days. Lots of demos and nice things to be downloaded, by all accounts! The X06 press conference is been streamed live on xbox.com

The last 7 days have been longer than they usually are. The more I think about it, it feels like 9 days. The new arrival, Gus is adapting well to the situation as is Bilbo. They could be alot better, but like the government, theres alot done but more to do. Since Monday night, Ive set up a dog prison, something similar to what they have off Cuba. If Gus steps out of line, he hits the cells for 5 minutes. After which an application for release is made. If theres further outbreaks of violence, tearing up beds etc.etc. he gets put back to this 4x2 cell. As some past inmates will tell, the prison system works well. They dont reoffend and go on, to lead happy, crime free lives. Well oul (!) Gus is a repeat offender! Its quite a tough job, being a prison warden, particuarly when the only inmate is sobbing his eyes out after been locked up, but someones gotta do it!